Scars

They say chicks dig scars, but I'll bet you any woman that's ever had a C-section would disagree.

- The Bean

Update 7/31: This quip was actually featured today on College Humor's '105%' article on their website.  I actually modified it a little bit as I knew they'd be looking for an "edgy" or "twisted" submission.  Sure, mine was among many others featured, but I'll take a small victory wherever I can get it.