Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend dude.
Friend: Well, you know what they say. There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Guy: I'm sorry, are you suggesting I have sex with a fish?
Friend: What? No! I'm saying there are a lot of other women...
Guy: Because it sounds like you're condoning beastiality.
Friend: Gross. Why would you ever even think...
Guy: Though I am a little lonely I have to admit.
Friend: Dude, listen to yourself...
Guy: Hey, do you think the pet store is still open?
Friend: You sicken me.
- The Bean
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