Tree Huggers Take Note

If money grew on trees, the rainforests could save themselves.

Childhood Memories

When I was six years old my brother convinced me that our dryer was a time machine.  What he failed to mention was that the future involved third degree burns and shit everywhere.

I'm only kidding.  I was four.

Kidding again, he's never actually done anything that mean to me.  Sadly I can't say the same for myself.  When I was five I was a big fan of Popeye, so much so that I actually made my mom buy me a can of spinach.  Let me just say this.  Spinach or no, there are few seven year olds in this world that can withstand taking a pair of knees to the stomach while lying on the couch trying to watch Fraggle Rock.  Mom threw away the rest of the spinach and I came away with the realization that you can do anything if you put your mind to it...especially if the person you're doing it to isn't paying attention.

Inspirational words, I know.