Guy: Wow, so you're a cancer survivor, huh?
Lady: Yup, tomorrow will be 5 years in remission.
Guy: Well, you know what they say, 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder.'
Lady: I'm sorry?
Guy: I mean cancer makes the heart grow tumors.
Lady: What?
Guy: Abscess makes the heart grow pustules!!
Lady: Please leave.
- The Bean
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