When I was six years old my brother convinced me that our dryer was a time machine. What he failed to mention was that the future involved third degree burns and shit everywhere.
I'm only kidding. I was four.
Kidding again, he's never actually done anything that mean to me. Sadly I can't say the same for myself. When I was five I was a big fan of Popeye, so much so that I actually made my mom buy me a can of spinach. Let me just say this. Spinach or no, there are few seven year olds in this world that can withstand taking a pair of knees to the stomach while lying on the couch trying to watch Fraggle Rock. Mom threw away the rest of the spinach and I came away with the realization that you can do anything if you put your mind to it...especially if the person you're doing it to isn't paying attention.
Inspirational words, I know.
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